Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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