On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
