2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
A+ Viking dick
i believe in u and ur pee
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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