You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
there is glitter all over my balls
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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