I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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