she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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