So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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