he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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