How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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