dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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