Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
im holly from the hills drunk
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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