Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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