yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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