You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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