just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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