i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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