You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize