I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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