I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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