I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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