xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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