worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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