But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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