I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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