fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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