In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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