I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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