i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
what if I'm pregnant?
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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