so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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