My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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