Me. At least after what I've been through.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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