Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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