We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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