Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
