just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Who died my cat blue again?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize