she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
This is classic penis vs brain.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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