we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I would fuck him just for his dog
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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