dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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