Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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