i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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