and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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