the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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