Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
