new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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