yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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