hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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