idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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