he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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