So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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