Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
