there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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