The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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