"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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