big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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