Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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