I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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