I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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