Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Randomize
