fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
pop tarts are not kleenex
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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